Apologies in advance to anyone who objects to my (partially-censored) use of the word "cr*p"...
The Twelve Days of Nick Clegg
On the first day of Christmas, @nick_clegg sent to me: an email from a la-ckey
On the second day of Christmas, @nick_clegg sent to me: two u-turns and an email from a la-ckey
On the third day of Christmas, @nick_clegg sent to me: three cr*p decisions, two u-turns and an email from a la-ckey
On the fourth day of Christmas, @nick_clegg sent to me: four broken pledges, three cr*p decisions, two u-turns and an email from a la-ckey
On the fifth day of Christmas, @nick_clegg sent to me: five Ratners rings! four broken pledges, three cr*p decisions, two u-turns and an email from a la-ckey
On the sixth day of Christmas, @nick_clegg sent to me: six teas for Cameron…five Ratners rings! four broken pledges, three cr*p decisions, two u-turns and an email from a la-ckey
On the seventh day of Christmas, @nick_clegg sent to me: seven kettled students, six teas for Cameron…five Ratners rings! four broken pledges, three cr*p decisions, two u-turns and an email from a la-ckey
On the eighth day of Christmas, @nick_clegg sent to me: eight packs of Marlboro, seven kettled students, six teas for Cameron…five Ratners rings! four broken pledges, three cr*p decisions, two u-turns and an email from a la-ckey
On the ninth day of Christmas, @nick_clegg sent to me: nine jactitations, eight packs of Marlboro, seven kettled students, six teas for Cameron…five Ratners rings! four broken pledges, three cr*p decisions, two u-turns and an email from a la-ckey
On the tenth day of Christmas, @nick_clegg sent to me: ten “brave, bold policies”, nine jactitations, eight packs of Marlboro, seven kettled students, six teas for Cameron…five Ratners rings! four broken pledges, three cr*p decisions, two u-turns and an email from a la-ckey
On the eleventh day of Christmas, @nick_clegg sent to me: eleven free school meals, ten “brave, bold policies”, nine jactitations, eight packs of Marlboro, seven kettled students, six teas for Cameron…five Ratners rings! four broken pledges, three cr*p decisions, two u-turns and an email from a la-ckey
On the twelfth day of Christmas, @nick_clegg sent to me: twelve “no regrets”, eleven free school meals, ten “brave, bold policies”, nine jactitations, eight packs of Marlboro, seven kettled students, six teas for Cameron…five Ratners rings! four broken pledges, three cr*p decisions, two u-turns and an email from a la-ckey